To the best of my knowledge, we're not currently taking bribes. I'll let our community manager, @BenAtSense , know you've requested this.
I know it is frustrating that we're focused on fixing the issue with the released detectors not firing right now instead of creating new models, and also that the fix is proceeding more slowly than everyone hoped. We're working as quickly as possible, but the defect we've uncovered is more complex than it initially appeared. I will update everyone as soon as I know more.